A new Tokio Hotel album is coming.
And I am soooooooo freaking excited!!!!
- Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
- Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
- Uterus: ...happened to it.
going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds
the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
oh damn. i forgot how much i love cnblue